additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes
6 AM: jogging
7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options
3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall
4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s
6 PM: dinner for one
7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably
but…this isn’t that bad???? like:
6 AM: exercise
7:15 AM: reach out to stranger, MAKE A FRIEND!
3 PM: make meaningful connection with his own legend, learning more about modern American culture and his own post-“death” history/the history of people he knew during the war
4:30 PM: visit Peggy, which is admittedly sad, but not that much sadder than the average person who has a dying grandparent or w/e
6 PM: PEOPLE EAT DINNER FOR ONE ALL THE TIME
7 PM: HE COULD READ A BOOK OR SOMETHING, CANON SAYS HE’S BEEN CATCHING UP ON ALL KINDS OF CULTURAL STUFF HE MISSED
bury me in a tomb and have that tomb incinerate all mentions of ~tragic steve in a 10-mile radius. LIVING WITH SADNESS! IS NOT THE SAME THING AS HAVING A LIFE OF UNENDING TRAGEDY! HE IS TRYING TO LIVE! HE IS DOING A GOOD JOB! GO STEVE!
iconic video of my childhood
I can’t reblog this without providing a link in case anyone doesn’t know what this is. Because everyone should know what this is, I feel.
…I still use bits and pieces from this in regular conversation. Like “I am le tired,” or “wtf mate”.
(not so)tiny crush on Anna Faris’s husband, Chris Pratt (x)
what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?
i hate this i hate u
as far as i’m concerned the “it’s a metaphor line” in tfios isn’t the strongest but some of yall lambasting it like you weren’t exactly the same level of pretentious fuckface in high school i s2g i’m irl laughin at how mad people are b/c some fictional 16y/os with cancer aren’t fully self-actualized
I’ll be very honest that I had to google liberation theology but now that I know what it IS I definitely sign on.
peggy checking out steve ⇒ before and after
Lily and James between the scenes