spicyshimmy:

after bones retires, he publishes his memoirs about serving as CMO on the enterprise, a bestseller among future medical officers in starfleet. it is called 1701 COMPLETED RESIGNATION FORMS I NEVER SUBMITTED (BUT SHOULD HAVE)

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

homme-boy:

itsabbgundumbass:

Drake and Nicki shopping in the corner store vlog. Lmao. this is hilarious and cute.

"oh, you got it like that, daddy?"

It’s simple:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

When people of color are celebrating themselves in a world that glorifies whiteness, be the fuck quiet.

When people with rolls and curves and thickness and bellies celebrate themselves in a world that glorifies skin and bones, be the fuck quiet.

  • tagged as:
#IT AIN'T HARD 

I got the message. I get it loud and clear everyday.

thagal:

it’s annoying because skinny girls never ride for thick or fat girls EVER, never reblog pictures of them or mention shit bout body positivity and uplifting the spirits of thick and fat girls like I never see y’all advocating for curves and extra fat on the thighs or hips or anything but when Nicki goes “Fuck skinny bitches” y’all are suddenly activists for self-image and body positivity? get gone you fakes and liars. Fuck all y’all

brittapurry:

Laura Benanti and Connie Britton attend Starwood Preferred Guest’s Hear The Music, See The World featuring Kellie Pickler at Four Points By Sheraton Nashville-Brentwood on August 23, 2014 in Brentwood, Tennessee.

okaywork:

blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard

  • tagged as:
#fucking courseweb 

stumpomatic:

brue:

MacKenzi Heyman sings with Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy!

MacKenzi Heyman

Published on Aug 25, 2014

Hey guys, I had the amazing opportunity to sing with my favorite singer, Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy at the Monumentour in Irvine. It was one of the best moments of my life! I hope you enjoy the video! Thank you Patrick for letting me sing with you, it was an honor!

This makes me radiate with happiness.